A cheerful heart is good medicine. Proverbs 17:22a (NLT)
Laughter really is the best medicine! Here’s your daily dose of laughter, or at least a smile, today for Faithful Friday. :)
Enjoy the Christian funnies!
We need to remember to take a moment to relax and find the humor and just laugh! :)
These funnies are priceless..........from children. I love hearing what they have to say! :)
A
little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
A
Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to
church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One
bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
The
preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone, and as he preached, he
moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he
moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before
jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he
hurt us?"
Six-year old Angie
and her four-year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel
giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's
going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the
back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door?
They're
hushers."
A mother was
preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue
over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother
have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin
turned to his younger brother and said, "Okay Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the
beach with his children when the four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his
hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and
went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The
boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
Hope you're smiling right now! :)
My daughter, Joy, and I invite you to join us for Faithful Friday. Grab the button code on my button page above or from Joy’s blog and attach it to your own Faithful Friday blog post. Then come link up that post with Joy (Doodlebug), so we can come visit! Faithful Friday was started by Joy when she was ten when she came up with idea because she wanted a way that she could share Jesus. It’s all about Christians sharing an encouraging word, or even a prayer request. If you just stopped by to read, we thank you for that too! Be sure and drop by to visit Joy too. She has a wonderful post about purity entitled Worth it. :)
Have a great weekend!
~ Blessings ~
♥ Tammy ♥
Mama,
ReplyDeleteThose last few ones from the kids cracked me up! "Because people are sleeping." Another reason why I love kids. :)
I love you! 8! Thanks for doing Faithful Fridays!
Love,
Joy :)
This was delightful! I am going to share this with my sis, Karen in Indiana. She babysits her 3 yr old granddaughter and shares the cutest stories with us. She will love this.
ReplyDeleteThese made me chuckle! Thanks for putting a smile on my face:)
ReplyDeleteI loved these! It reminded me of the time we were sitting in church with all of the kids. We went to the early service back then. There was a family with 4 kids in the pew in front of us. One of their sons (he was about 10 at the time) must've been tired. He was at the end of the pew, and fell asleep, and literally rolled out of the pew and onto the floor doing a somersault as he went. We couldn't help it, we all started laughing. Poor kid :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing the funnies!
Blessings,
Marcia
These were a great way to end my day, a smile in my heart. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend,
Be blessed,
Cindi
Love these!!! Thanks so much for sharing! Hugs and Love,
ReplyDeleteaww ia m still giggling :)
ReplyDeletethank you for making my smile more bigger..
hugs xx
Morning Tammy! I'm reading this at 6:00am so smiling this early is a great start to the day. I especially love the kid comments - so innocent and honest. Hope you have a beautiful day and weekend. Thanks so much for your sweet comments - that made me smile also!!! Take care, Jeannette
ReplyDeleteSooo funny.
ReplyDeleteJust what I needed.
Hugs to you Friend
Trace
www.grannytracescrapsandsquares.com
Thanks for the funnies....made me smile. Have a blessed weekend friend. I wasn't sure how to link my post here...sorry
ReplyDeleteSo cute! Just found you and am your newest follower! I'd love you to visit and say hello :)
ReplyDeleteSusan
Tammy, so glad you posted these adorable humorous tidbits of laughter, much needed!
ReplyDeleteJoAnn
*haha* These are hilarious, Tammy!
ReplyDeleteI especially loved the little girl that said you had to be quiet in church because everyone is sleeping! *hahaha*
Thanks for the smiles! Our pastor taught us a little chorus to that Bible verse: A merry heart doeth good like a medicine! Bless you.
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